Melon Heaven. Simple to make at home and easy to use. A classic sex toy. Maybe feels better for men then any other. A homemade male treat.
Directions
Gather the Fixins
To get into melon heaven. You'll need a melon and a sharp knife. You might consider some lube, depending on how ripe the melon is :)
Step 1: Make a Hole
Make a hole in the end of the melon just large enough for your sexy cock. make sure you don't do your usual size-exaggeration, because a snug fit is important for the proper effect. Err on the small size. (think... tight pussy)
Step 2: Size the Hole
Make sure that the hole has the right girth and depth. Remove any extra flesh if necessary. (on the melon!)
Step 3: Make a "Carb"
The pot smokers amongst us are familiar with the "carb" concept. cut a small hole in the side of the melon, just big enough to cover with your thumb and completely through the flesh of the melon.
Step 4: Give the Melon a Seeing-To
You are ready to try out the melon. An optimal stroke takes a bit of practice. Basically, stick it in, cover the hole, pull it out, uncover the hole. repeat until satisfied.
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