Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (would have never guessed)
Porpoises enjoy group sex. (I love them!!!)
Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans. (we're related!)
Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day. (I'm jealous)
The rhinoceros penis is two feet long. (hmmmm. )
The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual. (I like this)
Most male birds don't have a penis, but rather holes that pass the sperm to the females. (I'd never fuck a bird)
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, forbids moose copulation on city streets. (that's not fair!)
The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long (big guy... small dick!)
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. (no thanks)
Porpoises enjoy group sex. (I love them!!!)
Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans. (we're related!)
Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day. (I'm jealous)
The rhinoceros penis is two feet long. (hmmmm. )
The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual. (I like this)
Most male birds don't have a penis, but rather holes that pass the sperm to the females. (I'd never fuck a bird)
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, forbids moose copulation on city streets. (that's not fair!)
The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long (big guy... small dick!)
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. (no thanks)
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