Dirty Talk...Dirty Mind...Naughty Nina. THE BEST.

Don't fuck up the gravy.

2011-11-21T17:14:00.000-08:00

I like all the food that comes with Thanksgiving. Well not all of it. I pass on the cranberry stuff and the sweet potatoes. My favorite is pouring gravy all over the turkey, potatoes, and stuffing. Omg.... it's so good. Can't you just taste it now? The worst thing anyone can do is fuck up the gravy. The second worst thing is to not make enough. If someone does that.... spanken' time! lol. There should be so much gravy that I drizzle it on your cock and lick it off. Don't you think? You could feed it to me that way. I hope you think about this on Thursday while you're eating t-day dinner with whoever you're eating with that day. I'll think of it too. Makes it more fun to be naughty inside. It's like a secret giggle. So ... I'll be gone on wed. thurs. and fri. Back on Saturday for some late night phone fucken'. sun. mon. and tues are good days to play with me too. So have a great week and be as naughty as you want to be!!

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Why we use toys........

2011-11-18T21:29:00.000-08:00

Ok. True story. One time I threw my back out so bad that I couldn't jerk my clit and cum. WTF! I had to get a bunch of massages.... which is good. But when he started working on me he mentioned that one side of my body was... ah-hem. ... 'more developed'. OMG. The first thing I thought.......... 'shit... he's going to know that I'm a nympho masturbating freak'. But I secretely smiled and acted like I had no idea why or what he was talking about. Which brings me to.... my toys. Now my toys saved my sanity because they do 'all the work'. (which is how it should be). so now..... you know.... I use toys off and on, but especially when you want me to. wink. My favorite one is the ultimate delux.......... MAGIC WAND! I can cum circles around you with that one. Jealous? Well don't be.....get your own!!!

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I love MONDAYS!

2011-11-07T12:46:00.000-08:00

I've decided to make Monday a big phone fucken' day. Why hate Monday.... make it cum-day. So look for me more on Monday now. Maybe you like to cum on your lunch break. Some of the hottest calls I've done are with horny as hell guys jerking it in their car on a lunch break or right after work. Great way to blow off some steam and reset for the rest of the day. Don't you think? Put me on your lunch menu or dinner menu and of course.... bedtime is a great time to cum. I'll make you sleep like a baby!!! jizzz and then zzzzzz.

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Happy November........

2011-11-01T14:06:00.000-07:00

Well hello. I can't believe it's already November. I haven't blogged lately. Did you miss me? Believe it or not.... sometimes I feel shy. It's not as bad as it was when I was a little girl. When I was a little girl .... oh my god... I was so bashful. It's pretty much worn off now. Now you could say that sometimes I get quiet. ... but only sometimes. If you know me really well... you know that I'm not too shy anymore. (wink)

I hate when I miss calls. Most of the time I miss calls when I'm not home or I'm asleep. I have a couple of days when I step back from the computer and take a break. A girl has to rejuvenate herself or she will become a bitch on wheels. If you want to do a call with me and miss me... please email me so I know you're trying to get ahold of me : nina@phonesexkindom.com

or you could go to the main website and try a call with one of my lovely co-workers. I think we're all top of the line. Check it out here. Even better.... take a look and think about a 2 girl call. So much fun! Who doesn't love a good threesome? The last two girl call I did was pretty much explosive! I love the sound of cumming! Imagine 3 people cumming together... fuck ... even better. I can be really naughty. really really naughty. wink

Good-bye summer...........

2011-10-04T19:46:00.000-07:00

I'm going to miss summer. I'll miss walking around barefoot, wearing next to nothing, nude sunbathing, cold showers, swimming, and hot summer nights. I had some very hott calls this summer. I know that I'll have some very steamy phone sex this fall though. I can count on that! That's a good feeling too. It takes two to tango baby.......so call me while it's raining outside, the wind is blowing, and the leaves are falling. Hmmm. I just thought of a role play. I'm out for a brisk walk and I see you raking up all those leaves. You look hot. I drop my keys on purpose right where you're working. I make sure you can look down my shirt when I pick them up. Our eyes lock. MMM. I want you. Don't you want me too? Yes.... yes you do.

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My Schedule.........

2011-09-24T22:46:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I miss your call because I'm not available when you call. Today I missed a lot of calls because I only take calls at night on Saturday. Call me again if you miss me the first time. You can also email me at nina@phonesexkingdom.com to set up an appointment with me.

I answer my phone : (PACIFIC TIME)

Monday 1pm-11:30 PM

Tues 6:30 PM-11:30 PM

Wed 12 noon-2pm (evenings by appointment)

Th 12 noon-2 pm- (evenings by appointment)

Friday- 12 noon-2pm/ (evenings by appointment)

Sat 9:30pm-11:30 pm

Sun 8:30 pm-11:30pm

This is my general schedule.....

Don't let 'by appointment ' stop you from

just calling. I'll answer my phone if I'm

available.

When I answer my my phone

be ready!!!!

I love to get down and dirty!!

Can't wait to play with you and send you

naughty pics. xxoo

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Your dirty mind........

2011-09-23T18:20:00.001-07:00

You can't help it. You're like me.... you see what you see. If they would just move the lamp you could see some pussy! That's what I think! I can't help it and I don't mind being this way and you don't either. In fact you wish I was even naughtier than I am. Well... catch me on certain days and I'm up for anything. Convince me to try something really taboo! Oh .. sometimes I surprise myself... hmm... 'never thought that would turn me on'. I don't judge... I just cum and move on. If you're new to my blog and even if you're not.. don't forget to check out the Phone Sex Kingdom website. So many smoken' hot women! Think about trying a threesome! It's well worth it. Call me baby!

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Naughty naughty me.

2011-08-29T16:41:00.000-07:00

Naughty naughty me. I saw three guys today when I was out running errands that I wanted to fuck. The first guy... oh my god. I think he might have been barely 18? I felt kinda guilty... but he looked so hot. He had a naughty boy look to him that drives me fucking wild. I can't even describe it. I wanted to bring him home and fuck him all night. The next guy was an army guy wearing full fatigues. He looked so hot... almost like he wasn't real. I wanted to fuck him in the grocery store parking lot... sigh. You can see why I love phone sex... cumming with random strangers has a naughty appeal that I can't resist. Fucking random strangers for real... not that great of an idea. Not a bad idea, but not a great idea. The last guy was riding in the back of a pick- up truck. He looked so sexy. This truck was on the freeway... kinda dangerous (and illegal) I couldn't help but stare at him as much as I could. I wanted to follow him ... before I knew it they exited off the freeway. I don't know what has gotten into me today... but I'm fucking horny. And I love horny, sexy men!!!!! Call me so I can cum all night long.

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Save the vanilla.......

2011-07-28T14:17:00.000-07:00

Save the vanilla for your wife or your girlfriend....

because I want to know your kinky

naughty

filthy

thoughts.

Don't bother thinking you might offend me.

Better try harder.

Let's play hard!

Let's play naughty!

Don't worry....

I won't slap you.

Unless you earn it. (wink)

CUM get me!

$2/per minute 10 minute minimum, billed to your credit/debit/or prepaid cc card

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Road Head......

2011-07-18T21:12:00.000-07:00

Hmmm. I was thinking about an ex-boyfriend of mine. Summer is always a good time for a drive to the beach. Depending on what beach you go to... the ride can be long(ish). But that's not the point. I love getting into my bikini and throwing on a little skirt ... sometimes a tank top .. sometimes I just wear my bikini top. Back to the ex-bf. One thing I loved about this guy.... is he had no refractory time. He could cum and cum and cum. Like me! One day we took off for the beach and we were both so horny. It was so hot out and we just couldn't wait to jump into the ocean. He couldn't take his eyes off of my tits. He had just bought me a new string bikini. While he was making a left turn I slipped one of my tits out. When he looked over... his eyes got so big. MMMM. Then I put my feet up on the dash board.... legs spread... and pulled my bikini bottoms to the side. He couldn't really do anything.... we were going fast on the freeway. He started 'adjusting' his bulge. mmmm. That's when I thought. Why not a little 'roadhead'. My pussy was soaked. I leaned over and undid his shorts.... his cock sprung out! and I started sucking it like crazy. I know.... road head is like texting while driving but shit it was so hard to resist. He shot his load all over my face and tits. Oh yeah! We got some honks from more than one trucker!

Time flys.......

2011-07-11T18:48:00.000-07:00

Hello .... it's been awhile since I last posted. Time flys in the summer. I made it through the 4th of July without one single firecracker landing in my hair. ... so that's good. I love lemon aide! I love the sun... I hate biting bugs. or bugs that sting me. So far I haven't been stung, but I have been bit. My blood must taste good... mmm. Want some? I bet you would!! You have a naughty mind just like me or you wouldn't keep reading this. You're waiting for me to tell you about the last time I had a whole body shaken' orgasm! Good thing my neighbors don't live too close by. The windows open in the summer make it really easy to hear all the sexy escapades of your neighbors. Which reminds me... I used to love to sit outside in my backyard and listen to my neighbors just go at it in the middle of the day. God... she was so loud!! I loved it. I don't think they knew I listened. I love to listen. .... .. which is why you should call me.... so I can hear you blow your load for me! mmmm. heavy breathing and dirty talk make my pussy wet wet wet!!! Let's play!

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Is phone sex cheating????????????

2011-06-13T23:40:00.000-07:00

Well... NO. I hate all the guilt that married people have to deal with. What the fuck? Can't a person get their rocks off and still be in a really great relationship? ok... you love fucking your girlfriend or wife... fantastic!!!!!! But what if you want something that is a little different? Doesn't a person deserve to have something a little different every once in awhile? I think someone does. Life should not be boring. And if you're worried about getting 'caught'. ... Get a prepaid credit card and have a blast!!! Call me......... I'll blow your load! xxoo
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Like I said.......

2011-06-03T19:18:00.000-07:00

Like I said... nude sunbathing gets me hot! I love it when the sun shines perfectly on my leather couch. Today... talk about perfect timing. When I got home from having my whole body waxed... there it was. A perfectly sunlit couch waiting for me like a perfect lover. I stripped off all of my clothes.... and melted into the hot sun. Legs open.. nipples hard... mmmmm. Want to know what I did next? I bet you do. No ... I'm not teasing... wink.... I'm tempting you to call me. 1-888-756-1672

New Website for Phone Sex Kingdom

2011-05-31T19:22:00.000-07:00

Hello horny people! Phone Sex Kingdom has a new website. If you haven't checked it out.. check it out now. Click here! If you want to see my new personal page... click here! I've been having an excellent spring. I can't wait for summer time! I love to nude sunbathe. The sun makes me so horny. Stay tuned for how horny I get when I get into my bikini and rub oil all over my body! mmmm!

Cumming..........

2011-05-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

I had a great day yesterday... the sun finally came out. I baked in it. I slowly took of layers of clothes. Before I knew it.... I had my t-shirt off. Oh... I love the sun on my tits! I had on some black stretchy pants and those got too hot to have on. So off they came! Something about baking in the sun makes me so hott and in more than one way. I had to stop myself for being in the sun too long... don't want one of those silly spring sunburns. I went inside.... drank a glass of water... and then ...... figured I should run some errands. I got totally dressed and ready to go out. I even had my keys in my hand, but then I had a intense sudden urge to make myself cum. Hmmm.... I thought I should just ignore it and go do my errands, but I couldn't stand it. I ran upstairs and ripped down my jeans... down to my ankles... ripped up my shirt... and started in on myself. I turned my vibrator up on the highest setting..... and I came so hard!!! It was loud! whew. I felt better. I got dressed again and went out grocery shopping. I had a spring in my step and a glow on my face. Oh... if you're still reading this. May is 'Masturbation Month'. Mention this on your call and get 5 free minutes. And masturbate the month away! Hopefully you'll do it with me moaning in your ear. Call me 1-888-756-1672

mother's day funny......

2011-05-08T11:29:00.001-07:00

"If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, 'Wow!" — George Carlin

The Good Ol' Days.......

2011-04-30T20:12:00.000-07:00

Hey... it's almost May! It's orgy season. Spring is for fucking and cumming... I know I say that about every season.. (cause it's true) but it's even more true now! Well some people used to have great orgies on Beltane. (probably still do) My neighbors are having a Beltane bonfire tonight. Should I sneak over and watch? hmmmm. My dirty mind is so lovely. Ok... you're wondering... what the freak is 'Beltane'. Well... google it!!

But here's a slight peek into orgy season:

The Eve of Beltane has traditionally been celebrated in the nude with orgiastic sex. Couples would pair off, jump through the flames of the bonfires, and go into the woods until dawn, engaging in all night sex after intense feasting. Wearing clothing or ritual robes was much too dangerous when jumping through the flames. Frequently, cattle were driven between two such bon-fires (Oak wood was the favorite fuel for them). The following morning they were taken to their summer pastures.
Sounds interesting... doesn't it? I told you... spring is for cumming and fucking!! Call me 1-888-756-1672

Twitter...........

2011-04-23T21:01:00.000-07:00

Hey... follow me on Twitter:

Nina

@NaughtyNina4You

2011-04-18T17:14:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile since I posted last. I've been having a good spring... it's definitely in the air. Everywhere I looked today... I saw people making out. My kind of day! Made me so horny! You know what that means! It's a good night to phone fuck my brains out! I'm going to cum all night. MMMM. I like to have days where I cum as much as possible. I know you do too. If only we got a 'masturbation day' one day a week where we could stay home and just eat, sleep, and cum. I think everyone would go to the doctor much less. I think I'm going to start doing that actually. Tonight is Monday nite.... and I'm really looking forward to hearing all of your nasty thoughts. I know you want to tell me all of the things you think about! I have a very open mind so nothing makes me flinch. Give me a call and let's get this cum-fest going!! 1-888-756-1672

Spring making you sprung?

2011-03-26T21:37:00.000-07:00

I love spring. Something about how the air smells and the feel of the wind. More than anything I can feel the sun on my skin. God after this winter it feels like a lover touching me. All the little flower blossoms make me want to strip off my clothes and be nude all day. Spring makes me horny. I know it makes you horny too! One of my favorite things to do in spring time is lie nude on my bed with the sun coming in the window drenching my body with light. No doubt I end up getting out some toys. I work my pussy so good.....my orgasms are electric. I'll definitely be taking more daytime calls this spring... call me so we can cum together. The naughtier the better!

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Full Moon Rising.....

2011-03-19T20:00:00.000-07:00

The moon is rising...
and it's very full tonight.
Stare at it with me.
Touch yourself with me.
Cum with me.
The moon will keep you awake tonight.
Thinking crazy, sexy, kinky thoughts about me.
Let me ask you one question.
Have you ever had a full tilt full moon orgasm with me?
If not...
What's stopping you?
Cum with me.
I'll take you out of this world.
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Oh MY pussy.

2011-02-28T22:19:00.000-08:00

The economy sucks..... the gas prices are high. What else sucks? Lot's of fucking things suck. Ok... I do have a list. but ............... I'm not going to put my 'I hate what sucks list" here. My pussy rocks. My horn dog meter is high!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know yours is too!!! So fuck the 'list of what sucks' and get your CUM ON! Call me... because I think. I think. Getting off is what makes things better . 1-888-756-1672

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Temptation turns me on......

2011-02-18T22:35:00.000-08:00

Certain people tempt me. It turns me on so much. I think and twitch and play with my pussy thinking........ 'oh god if I met you in person... the things I'd do to you'. I love the temptation. The things you do to me. You make me wonder. You make me dream. You inspire me. You make me cum sooo hard when you call. Keep tempting me.... I love every minute of it. xxoo

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2011-02-13T11:51:00.000-08:00

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Lick me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

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All callers welcome to 5 free minutes if you mention seeing this offer on my blog.
Pick up the phone and grab your cock!
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Time to spoil this Goddess.

2011-02-08T17:06:00.000-08:00

It's almost Valentines Day and time to spoil your Cum Loving Goddess. I love this time of year because Spring is right around the corner and everyone just gets hornier and hornier from now on. Click on my wish list on the side bar. If you want to buy me lingerie, I love receiving Victoria's Secret e-gift cards. Click here to buy me one. My email address is naughtynina4you@yahoo.com you'll need that when you buy me a gift card for lingerie. Have fun spoiling me and letting me know that I make your life so much more complete. Call me

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Kisses xxxx

Love,

Nina

Get naughty!!

2011-02-04T19:38:00.000-08:00

Haven't you ever wanted to tell someone what REALLY turns you on....but if you did...you might get slapped or make someone mad? I know I've felt that way (believe me).

I've always been the girl that everyone tells their sexy fantasies to. So call me. I have a very open mind and a very curious appetite for any sexual wanderings. I'm a kinky girl with a dirty mind!

Feel free to MESSAGE me at:

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I'm Twittering.

2011-01-25T16:04:00.000-08:00

My good friend suggested that I should start using twitter. He's soo smart. (sexy too) He's going to get some free pics and 5 free minutes with me. It was so easy and such a good idea! My twitter name is: NaughtyNina4You (how surprising!) Follow me for specials, updates about my availability, and anything else I come up with. wink.

Today is Tuesday 1/25/11 and I'm taking calls right now! I'll be available Wed, Th, and Friday more than usual as well. Hope you can find some time to have some mind blowing phone sexxx!! Call me : 1-888-756-1672

Let's pretend it's summer.....

2011-01-18T17:27:00.000-08:00

I miss summer. sigh.
I love sunbathing nude!
One of my favorite fantasies is...
I'm basking in the sun completely nude in my backyard.
You're my neighbor and need to fix the fence....
you notice you can see through it and..
see me!
I realize you are watching me.
This turns me on soo much!
I decide to give you more than you expected today and
start fingering my sexy hole for
you to see!
MMMMMM....
Summer time.
Do you watch me... and
jerk off?
or
Do you come over... and.....
Join me!
Call me and tell me what you would do.

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available:
Sat. Sun. Mon. Tues nites (pacific time)
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My Dirty Mind.......

2011-01-04T19:27:00.000-08:00

Today... sigh. I didn't want to get out of bed. Every time I opened my eyes... I fell back to sleep and started dreaming right away. But I had to get up.. and go to a meeting... something I dreaded... they're always so boring. While I was brushing my hair and getting dressed, I decided to finish watching the rest of the movie I started last night. (Eyes Wide Shut) If you haven't seen it... well.. it has a sexxxy ritualistic orgy scene. This is what I left the house thinking about and was thinking about when I was in my meeting. After the meeting I rushed home to eat lunch before my next meeting/appointment. I ate lunch... and then ....... saw that I had a little extra time on my hands. There is nothing better than having a mind blowing orgasm before you have to go back out and do more work. My favorite dildoe ... well ... is my favorite dildoe because it's not only glass, but it's the perfect size and hits my gspot like a perfect lovers fingers would or the most perfectly curved cock. I slid it in and out... and played with my clit. I 'rushed' myself... and came in less than 5 minutes. wow... what a great lunch!!!!!!

Oh Yeah!

2010-12-27T16:00:00.000-08:00

I got a funny present for xxmas... I am now the proud owner of a "pecker inspector" badge. I love getting pictures of your hard cock... throbbing for me. I promise you'll pass inspection if your cock is hard as a rock when you're on the phone with me. Today is a good day for phone sex... the weather sucks... it's winter... and it's a good day to cum with me. Call me.... 1-888-756-1672

The Best......

2010-12-25T23:51:00.000-08:00

I hope everyone had a great XXXmas... I did. I had a great XX mas phone bone that sent me through the roof! What is the day after Xmas going to be like? I hope to have a lot of mind blowing phone sex Dec. 26th. So call me... I'll be available most of the day! 1-888-756-1672

Oh Cum all ye Faithful.......

2010-12-19T23:03:00.000-08:00

The holidays drive me nuts for your nuts. Truthfully... I can't wait until they're over and done with. (the holidays... not your nuts) To relieve holiday stess.... I suggest picking up that phone and beating one out with your one and only Nina. Let's sin and be naughty. Spend a little time stroking that sexy candle stick in my ear. Make me cum. xxxooo

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Privacy and Evidence....and being a Voyeur.

2010-12-13T16:42:00.000-08:00

Today I was surfing the net and came across a website called Jackinworld . I had so much fun reading the answers to all of those questions. The one that turned me on the most was of course, if you know me at all, was "Have you ever heard anyone masturbating?" I couldn't stop reading that one! And then had to masturbate myself of course!

Then onto more questions about privacy and evidence. I copy/pasted some of the answers. I'm such a voyeur!!!!!!

PRIVACY AND TIME

I would say I masturbate *less* when I do not have company. It's something about the "thrill" of being caught that turns me on. Just knowing that someone is in the next room excites me, even though I lock all the doors, etc. It's almost a feeling of "if they could see me now!" It's different, and therefore exciting.
- age 34, Texas

When there are people in the house, I usually masturbate quickly. When I'm alone, I have plenty of time to focus on fantasies and techniques. The orgasms are much more powerful when I'm alone. Although once my sister and her boyfriend were sleeping in her room, and they were the only ones in the house; I went to the bathroom that was right in front of her room, left the door open, and started masturbating. It was risky, because I could easily get caught, and it was a very powerful orgasm.
- age 18, California

I am a much more enthusiastic masturbator when I know I have complete privacy. I always get nude and rub oil all over my body. I spend a lot of time stimulating my entire body, including my nipples, buttocks, and even anus. I am also more inclined to stimulate and massage my prostate gland with several fingers or a vibrator inserted in my rectum. The resulting orgasm is always explosive, especially if I hold off for about an hour. I also enjoy the relaxing afterglow, and I'm never in a hurry to clean up my semen. A hot shower is the perfect ending to such a great masturbation session.
- age 41, Pennsylvania

THE EVIDENCE

I'm married and still masturbate quite frequently. Usually I do it when my wife is away at work or something. I am pretty good at cleaning up everything afterwards; however, she came home one day and as I was watching TV she threw a towel at me that had "guy stuff" on it, and said I needed to put my dirty towels in the hamper. I wasn't embarrassed, but was pretty irked with myself that I had forgotten the most important part of cleaning up, the semen-covered towel. Geez.
- age 28, Texas

I'm happy to say that for 5 years I have never been caught, and I owe it all to one thing: I hide my evidence as if I had just committed a murder. I'm into anal play, which makes hiding things even harder. The closest I ever got to being discovered was when someone asked, "Can I use that pen?" I don't think it would be that embarrassing. I don't think anyone would care, because my mom is okay with it, my brother does it, and my father doesn't live here. Still, having it as my secret hobby makes it a lot more interesting and fun.
- age 18, Wisconsin

My wife doesn't understand about males and masturbation. I masturbate quite a bit – 3 to 5 times a week. Still I must hide it from her. I do it only when I know she won't be home, and then I have to destroy all of the evidence. It wouldn't so embarrassing if she found out – it would just be one heck of a mess. She considers it "cheating," and there's just no changing her view now.
- age 52, Washington

I never hide any evidence of recent masturbation. I always leave my lube out in a convenient spot. In fact, I usually use a "latex penis" on myself while I masturbate. I never hide that, either. It just sits out on my shelf. All of my friends who visit notice it. I've nothing to hide. There have been a few times when male friends have noticed my "toy." They've gotten curious about it and this has led to a few really fun, playful masturbation experiences. (I *do* hide my toy when my parents visit).
- age 30, Pennsylvania

New thought....

2010-12-06T00:40:00.000-08:00

I saw Stevie Wonder on Larry King this week. Oh my god....... hmmm. I'm sorry... but his fingers... the way they play that piano... wow. click to see what I mean. Fingers are just as good as cock if you play them right. Hit those notes in my pussy soooo good. Yeah. .. so ... I can make anything sexual..... music men make my pussy sing.... MMMMMMMM. You know who you are.

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2010-12-05T12:52:00.000-08:00

It's Sunday... the best day to have a mind blowing orgasm before the work week begins. I'll be available after 7:30 pm pacific time to help you start the week off right.

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Live Longer...

2010-11-29T20:57:00.000-08:00

This is an excerpt I found about orgasms. It's time to start cumming a lot!! That means everyday or more!! Do it . do it . do it!!!

“For men, the more the better,” he says. “The typical man who has 350 orgasms a year, versus the national average of around a quarter of that, lives about four years longer.” And more than those extra four years, Roizen says, the men will feel eight years younger than their contemporaries. Is there an optimal number of orgasms for the average man? Roizen suggests, with a straight face, that 700 a year could add up to eight years to your life. " Call me if you want to add more years to your life .. .. wink.

1-888-756-1672

Saturday Nite Live makes fun of 'the pat down'

2010-11-22T12:23:00.000-08:00

What if the "pat down" turns you on? What if you get a big huge boner.... uh oh!! LOL. You never know who might pat you down. Saturday Nite Live cracks me up.. check out this clip. This could be a whole new world of role playing.

OH... it's Turkey week.... time to choke your chicken and squirt some gravy all over my tits!! All week.... 5 free minutes with a paid 10 minute call... that's $20 for 15 minutes if you mention reading this on my blog. wink.

Call me..... 1-888-756-1672 ....I'm ready for my 'pat down'.

2010-11-15T16:23:00.000-08:00

Having a fantasy life is sexy and it can allow you to explore different possibilities in your sex life. A good phone sex slut can create a unique and exciting experience for those who wish to explore their fantasies. Describing your fantasy to me allows me to describe and participate in the scene, creating a more exciting experience for you than if you had just imagined it in your own head, or if you were reading or watching porn. This may be enough for some people, but using the telephone adds a dimension of excitement that can be much more arousing and less predictable. Phone sex is not just about moaning and groaning; it can be a cum blowing experience if you let yourself open up and explore your kinky fantasies and desires. The fact that you’re on the phone and don’t have to worry about upsetting someone you care about can let you to be less nervous and try new ideas. (wink)

Some ideas:

Adultery / Cuckoldry
Ageplay Fantasies
Anal Sex (giving and receiving!)
BDSM
Bi-curiosity
Blood Lust
Body Worship
Breath Play
Coercion
Confessions
Daddy’s Girl
Directed Masturbation
Edge Play
Exhibitionism
Flirting
Forced Bisexuality
Forced Insertions
Gang Bangs
Gender Confusion
Glory Holes / Peep Shows
Group Sex
Hair Pulling
Humiliation
Impregnation
Incest Fantasies
Intelligent Conversation
Interracial
Multiple Orgasms
Mutual Masturbation
Name Calling
Phone Girlfriend
Rape Fantasies
Red Sex
Religious Taboo
Roleplay
Sex Dolls
Spanking
Squirting
Strap-Ons
Sympathetic Listener

Give me a call.... everyone has fantasies. 1-888-756-1672

Mondays........

2010-11-08T16:15:00.000-08:00

Monday is as good a day as any to phone fuck my brains out!! It's a good way to start the week. Today is pretty relaxed for me... some dinner, glass of red wine, a hot fire in the woodstove, and some cum drippen' mind blowing phone fucken'!!!! Pick up the phone and shoot your hot load for me! 1-888-756-1672

Kink Life is better than Non-kink life

2010-11-01T16:28:00.000-07:00

Someone asked me last night why I do phone sex. I really didn't have to think about it very long. My phone sex world is soo much fun! When ... if ever do you get to talk about sex, cumming, and dirty talk away in the office or anyplace where you're supposed to be appropriate. I get so sick of having to be appropriate so as not to offend anyone.... it's hard!!! So phone sex is soo perfect for me. I can say just about anything and have the nastiest role plays!!!! This world is more real to me... more honest... and way more interesting!!! So if you're looking for someone with the naughtiest mind and mouth...I'm your girl.

Rock out with your cock out... !!!!!!!!!! Call me 1-888-756-1672

2010-10-26T19:04:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I miss your call because I'm not available when you call. Today I missed a lot of calls because I only take calls at night on Tuesdays. Call me again if you miss me the first time. You can also email me at nina@phonesexkingdom.com to set up an appointment with me.

I take calls: (pacific time)

Mon 6pm-11:30pm

Tues 6:30 pm-11:30pm

Wed 12noon-3pm (evenings by appointment)

Th 12noon-2pm- (evenings by appointment)

Friday- 12pm-2pm/ (evenings by appointment)

Sat 6:30pm-11:30

Sun 8:30 pm-11:30pm

This is my general schedule.....

Don't let 'by appointment ' stop you from

just calling. I'll answer my phone if I'm

available.

When I answer my my phone

be ready!!!!

I love to get down and dirty!!

Can't wait to play with you and send you

naughty pics. xxoo

1-888-756-1672

One of my favorite bloggers...

2010-10-18T17:51:00.000-07:00

One of my favorite bloggers is Mistress Matisse of Seattle. She is a real live dominatrix and I love just about everything she writes. I did meet her one time at the Seattle Erotic Art Show because I went on an art tour with her. I seriously doubt she remembers me.... but I remember her.

I really like this article she wrote.

Here it is.

Control Tower

Flesh and Bone By The Telephone

by Mistress Matisse

When you put an ad for any kind of adult service out there, the phone calls you get about it aren't always going to be what you expect, and the callers definitely won't all be people you want to deal with. The problem I most commonly encounter is when someone simply doesn't understand who I am and what I'm about. Persuading such a person that he's in the wrong place isn't always easy…

Ring ring!

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hi. I saw your ad. I was wondering if you and I could… get better acquainted.

This caller is speaking in a rather affected "sexy" voice. You know, slow and low, like a DJ for a smooth-jazz station. I picture sort of a Ron Burgundy-type, with televangelist hair and several gold chains around his neck. I also picture a guy who's called the wrong ad, because this is not how people usually approach me. But we'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Me: All right. My name is Mistress Matisse. I'm a dominatrix. Is that what you're looking for?

Caller: Domi-matrix? What? What’s that?

Oh, this does not bode well. But at least he's stopped talking in that stupid voice.

Me: Dom-i-na-trix. If you don't know what it is, why did you call me?

Caller: Your ad says "mistress"—you know, like you go with married guys.

Me: Ah. No, I'm not that kind of mistress.

Caller: Well, what exactly is it that you do?

I hate when people call me up and ask me this, because there is no answer that's short, accurate, and easily comprehensible by your average non-kinky person. I'd hang up on the guy, but a lot of the time, if you do that, they just call right back. The one thing you don't want to do in this situation is make yourself into a challenge. If the guy thinks you've got something he wants, he'll never stop calling you. You have to go through the whole conversation until he figures out for himself that actually you aren't his wet-dream girl.

Me: I told you, I'm a dominatrix

Caller: What's that?

Me: (heavy sigh) I do S&M.

Caller: What's that mean?

I deliberately used the rather outdated term, figuring it's the one he's most likely to have heard. But he seems genuinely puzzled. Has this guy been living under a rock? And more to the point, has he looked closely at the ad he found me through? It's a picture of me wearing a rubber dress and holding a whip, for god's sake. Who did he think he was calling, Jessica Simpson?

It's already clear to me that this guy is not going to be a client of mine. But unselfish woman that I am, I'm going to try to make the world a little safer for other pro doms.

Me: Okay, look at my ad. See where it says, "Bondage, spanking, erotic domination"? That's what I do. And that's not what you're looking for, so I think we should say goodbye now.

Caller: Hey, wait, it says "fetishes."

Me: Yes, that's right. Do you have a fetish?

Caller: Yeah, yeah, I do. Sure I do. Um, I have a lingerie fetish.

I am deeply suspicious about this sudden twist, but all right, we'll explore this a little more.

Me: Okay, so you like to be dressed in women's lingerie?

Caller: No, I like to see women dressed in lingerie. (He laughs.) I've got a fetish for women!

Jesus. I'm reminded of the grade-school put-down, "That's so funny I forgot to laugh."

Me: Well, this isn't going to work, so you need to call someone else, okay? Goodbye.

Caller: Wait, wait, wait, don't hang up! I wanna talk to you. You're real pretty—maybe if you tell me some more about what you do we can, like, figure something out.

Clearly this guy has a bad case of what I call "the bird-in-the-hand” mentality. This happens when a caller, having got a live woman on the phone, tries to insist that the two of you are a good match for each other, even when you clearly aren't. I consider telling him I'm a chick with a dick just to see what he'd say, but with his attitude, he'd probably tell me what a good cocksucker he is.

Me: Look, just call someone else. If you've got my ad in front of you, then there's a whole bunch of other ads there too. For the same amount of money you'd pay me, you can get someone who's more what you're looking for.

Caller: Money? You mean all these ads are from girls who charge money?

I hang up.

Please...........

2010-10-06T22:39:00.000-07:00

Please..........a Real Man doesn't waste my time. A Real Man....gets right to business with me. Doesn't have a lot of chit chat in yahoo or aim. Let's be honest...I can and do satisfy a lot of men. And those that know me and call me on a regular basis know that I am very generous with my chat time and also with myself as a person. So don't be a fuck head and waste my time.

Dont' be.........

2010-09-27T17:47:00.000-07:00

Dont be shy..... let it fly!!! The best part about phone sex is all the sexy fantasies I get to hear about. I don't care if they're about me, you, or your neighbor! I love it all! So bring it on. The kinkier the better. I'm your girl and I won't judge.... so don't be shy!

Call me 1-888-756-1672 I answer my phone when I'm available.

Try it.... you'll like it

2010-09-20T16:42:00.000-07:00

If you are looking for sex but don’t have a woman around, of course, you could try your luck at a local bar, or pick up your telephone and call me.

Pretty simple, there is nothing quite like it out there. Of course, you could jerk off while watching a porn on your computer or television set, but if you want some hott, sexy, kinky company with a woman who can respond, suggest, take the lead of even follow your instructions, then phone sex with me is exactly what you need!

I'm availalbe most evenings 7 days a week and also some day time hours (W/Th/Fri) . If you can't catch me by phone... email me at nina@phonesexkingdom.com to set up a special time to call.

Rates are $2 per minute with a 10 minute minimum. First time callers get 5 free minutes with that 10 minute call. All debit/credit cards and gift cards accepted... billed confidentially.

Call me baby!1-888-756-1672

bird feeder. lol

2010-09-20T16:35:00.000-07:00

Wouldn't you know it... right after I posted about recycling plastic sex toys... I was flipping through some of those flyers you get in the mail advertising all sorts of sales. I came across a 'recycled plastic bird feeder' !!! Wouldn't it be funny to buy your wife or your mom one of those and every time a little bird comes to eat and stick its little bird beak into the hole... you could secretly laugh inside... knowing... that the bird feeder may have at one time been someone's plastic vibrator. AHH.... life is funny. lol

RECYCLING.... HMMMM

2010-09-13T18:57:00.000-07:00

I found this new website for recycling old sex toys. Plastic is so bad for the environment..... but when I came upon this form of recycling I had to pause. I think it's a great idea!! What DO you do with all the sex toys you no longer want or use or you used sooo much that they're broken? Now I have the answer!! So next time you buy a product made out of recycled plastic... just think... hmmm... this could have been in Nina's pussy at one time. Going 'green' just got very interesting.

2010-09-06T17:12:00.000-07:00

I get this question ALOT! "How does it work?"

When I'm taking calls and my phone rings, I answer the phone. "Hello?"

My phone rings right to my home. I'm the only one that answers my phone, ever. I ask if you want to do a call with me, how long of a call you'd like (must be at least 10 minutes minimum) then collect all the billing information. What you need is a major credit card/debit or *prepaid gift card (see below) I will need the name on the card, expiration date, and cvv # (little 3 digit # on the back), your address, and phone # to be able to process the payment on Phone Sex Kingdom's secure and confidential server. I won't send you mailings to your house, ever! The call will show up as S&D Design on your statement. Very discrete and confidential. I take this very seriously.

*If you want to use a prepaid visa/amex/discover/ or mc I will not need your address. These can be purchased at any major store or even some grocery stores. With all calls... I will need to verify that you are over the age 18.

We then hang up and you call me back in 5 minutes. It takes me about that long to process all the information and send you pictures. I have pictures that you do not see on my website or my blog that I share/email before our call.

When you call back... the fun begins!!!!

NAKED PEOPLE

2010-09-05T22:31:00.000-07:00

Sometimes when I'm out running errands or have to stand in line somewhere.... I get so bored. So.... I try to imagine what people look like naked. It makes things so much more exciting. I'm not a snob or think I'm better than someone if they don't look like a porn star or a model. I think everyone has something sexy to offer.... I really do. Anyway... I found a website where you can roll your curser over the person and it melts their clothes away. I had a great time on this website here..... maybe you will too! Have fun!

Almost September.....

2010-08-30T14:05:00.000-07:00

I can't believe it's almost September. Where did the summer go? I think I had a pretty good summer.... it had all the elements I need and love: sun, swimming, fun people (wink), good food, and amazing phone sexx!!! Yes!!! Thank you for all of the amazing phone sex! I love meeting new people and learning new things. I'm looking forward to an amazing Fall. I love Fall weather and all the changes. Hopefully you had a great summer too. If you didn't get to cum enough.... don't worry.... you will cumm a lot in the Fall!!! If you can't find me on Yahoo Messenger : naughtynina4you or AIM : YourSexyNina you can always email me at nina@phonesexkingdom.com I love making special appointments for phone sex that are outside of my usual schedule. I'm available most evenings ..... email me or message me for more specifics. xxxooo And of course.... you can always just call me to see if I'm taking calls... When I answer my phone... that means I'm ready to phone fuck! 1-888-756-1672

SEX SHOP

2010-08-24T17:57:00.000-07:00

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"

The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks;

"How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "$35."

She, "How much for the black one?"

He, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."

She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks;

"How much for the black dildo?"

He, "$35."

She, "How much for the white one?"

He, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."

She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."

She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"

He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you $165."

She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

2010-08-16T10:23:00.000-07:00

A lot of girls on the internet claim to have no taboos. To be honest, I'm not one of them. There are a some things I do not find sexy and I choose to not play those things out. I don't make false promises just to get my phone to ring. I'm very comfortable with my ability to satisfy us both without doing things that don't excite me. Believe me, I'm no prude. So, what are those limits, you ask? Here's my not very long list:

- - I will not shit in your mouth

-- I'm not into very very young age play. teenager ok.

- - I love to relinquish control, but I will not be beaten to a bloody pulp, bound, gagged and raped
- - Life is sweet. Why be snuffed?

Those are the things I loathe. Bring them up and I will politely decline and/or refer you to someone that is into this type of play. Insist and our play date is over.

NOW, HERE ARE THE THINGS THAT I ABSOLUTELY *LOVE* TO PLAY:

~~GFE/Girlfriend Experience. I'd like to know how you are, how that tough meeting you prepared for all week went, if your kid won the big soccer match ( I really do care), and whether you got out of that Sunday dinner with the in-laws. There's more to real-life relationships than sex and there's considerably more to me than fetish phonesex. I'm a real woman with real opinions and a real heart. Believe it or not, I'm the complete package, and I won't insist you take out the trash before you have your way with me.

~~ Role playing a sex date/office fuck/neighbor/doctor/nurse/barely legal teen/ what else can you think of?

~~ Toys for men... nipple play and prostate play.

I have my toys too.... a toy date! Why not watch some porn too!

~~ And last... but not least! Good old fashioned phone fucking where I tell you exactly what and how I'm going to get you off!! By the time I'm done describing how I'm going to suck your cock .... you're half way there!

One of the things I love most about phone sex is that, when I get in one of my devilish moods,I love playing with guys who get off on the same things I do and, as you can see, I have several favorites. After all, riding a rollercoaster is doubly enjoyable with someone by your side. Who likes to thrill seek all by themselves?

Call me 888-756-1672 Email me to set up an appointment or just call... I'm available most evenings.

2010-08-10T20:09:00.001-07:00

Need a little extra? I sell my:

Stockings $25

Bras $35

Creamed Panties $45

2010-08-09T21:25:00.000-07:00

Men love toys...and I love men that love toys!!!

2010-08-09T21:22:00.000-07:00

TOP FIVE MEN’S TOYS:

Aneros Prostate Stimulator

Orbit Ring Vibe

Babeland Anal Beads

Blossom Sleeve

Hitachi Magic Wand

Aneros— Because of our ass-phobic culture, many guys are unaware that their potential for multiple orgasms is right up their bum. That’s where theprostate is, and the easiest way to reach it is with the Aneros. Cleverly sculpted and properly curved, the Aneros is somewhere between a butt plugand a dildo, designed specifically to stimulate the prostate from the inside while simultaneously massaging the perineum from the outside. The results are otherworldly, and all guys owe it to themselves to do some exploring.
Orbit Ring Vibe—Here’s one that’s certain to certify you as a stud. Simply stretch the Orbit Ring around your cock and balls, and watch as you become as thick and hard as a petrified redwood. Meanwhile, the attached vibrator will buzz your partner’s clitoris as she rides your cock into a glorious, orgasmic sunset. What’s that, you say? No ladies around to impress? That’s okay. Just rotate the ring so that the vibrator is under your balls and take matters into your own hands. Either way, you’re a winner.
Babeland Anal Beads—What’s the recipe for a face-melting orgasm? First, apply a liberal amount of lube to the strand of Blue Anal Beads. Next, slowly insert the beads into your anus. Then, masturbate or have sex. Let Babeland Anal Beads stay in ass until just before orgasm. Slowly pull from ass while coming. Feel the long row of beads bumping your prostate while you enjoy the gratifying release as they pop out of your anus. Revel in the glow of post-orgasmic bliss.
Blossom Sleeve— Your cock knows your hand like…well, the back of your hand, so to speak. Why not give your cock something new to think about? Simply lube up the Blossom Sleeve and slide it on. Between the slick, snug jelly material and the sexy, realistic texture, the Blossom Sleeve will transform an ordinary masturbation session into a wild fantasy ride. For an extra thrill, slip a small vibrator like the Silver Bullet Vibrator into the tip. More than just a date with Rosey Palms, the Blossom Sleeve is like taking your dick to prom. And this time, you can skip the corsage.
Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator—Yes, it’s a vibrator, traditionally the toy of choice for women. But this one is different. This is the muscle car of vibrators. Plug it in, turn it on, and hold it against your cock. Brace yourself as the Magic Wand Vibrator puts the pedal to the metal and races you from zero to orgasm in no time. The powerful motor under the hood of the Magic Wand delivers time after time, making it the most reliable ride you’ll ever own. Not only that, but it’ll impress your girlfriend, too. Try this: with her on top, hold the Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator against the base of your cock. Her clit will hit the vibrator on the downstroke while feeling your buzzing stickshift deep inside her. It’s more fun than doing donuts in the high school parking lot.

2010-08-02T15:14:00.000-07:00

A little bit about me. I like to talk to you as a real person. I appreciate and deliver honesty to you. I never invent "false" truths about myself... I will not tell you I am in a bubble bath when I'm not. I sure won't say "I'm wearing sexy lingerie and pumps right now", if I'm not. I won't say, "Oh no I never wear panties ever". Those things just aren't the reality of being a woman, of being me... or the reality of being a phone sex operator. You already know this don't you?

I take calls from home, so, I am not always wearing what you think I'm wearing when you might call. You might catch me in my nightie (which is nude or just panties), my panties, fresh from the shower, in the middle of getting ready to go out for the day or the nite. I could be wearing shorts, blue jeans, workout clothes, office clothes, or club clothes. I won't make it up - I'll be honest about what I'm wearing. If you have a special request..... just let me know... and I will dress for our occasion. (oh... leather boots, corsett, sexy mini skirt .... hmm what else can we think of )

I also do not make up stories about my personal sex life and say that I have really done everything. I'm truthful. Certain things I like, certain things I fantasize about, or certain things I want to try or will try.... probably a lot like YOU. I also have genuine "turn off-s", there are just realistically things I would never do in my real life - even if I like fantasizing about it. In this case, I'll be honest, I'll be truthful, and I'll be myself with you. But believe me, I am very open minded, perverted, horny, and not judgmental.

One of the many things callers tell me that they like about phone sex with me is that I am COMFORTABLE. Maybe to some that isn't a compliment, but to me it is. I feel good with that word as a description. I want to make you feel welcome, relaxed, and very comfortable.... cause the phone sex will be BETTER if you do!

Call me-888-756-1672 or to set up an appointment with me... email me at nina@phonesexkingdom.com

2010-07-28T22:04:00.001-07:00

888-756-1672

Call me.

2010-07-26T15:40:00.000-07:00

2010-07-26T15:39:00.001-07:00

PHONE SEX: A MASTURBATION ACCESSORY FOR YOUR EARS

Like masturbation itself, phone sex has a stigma it doesn't deserve.

By Lindsay Moore

[Lindsay Moore is an experienced phone-sex operator. She was employed by a Washington DC-area fantasy line for over two years, after which she started up her own successful 900 line, which she operated for an additional two years.]

You know the feeling: You're kicked back, lubed up, stroking an enthusiastic erection, and letting your mind wander in search of just the right fantasy to inspire a gut-wrenching, vocal-cord-searing orgasm. Under the bed is a pile of magazines and videos, the total dollar value of which could fund a week-long vacation in Bangkok's red light district. But you're bored with them and wish you had something different right now.

One alternative: Call to a phone-sex girl. The qualifications necessary to indulge in a few minutes of live, facilitated masturbation are few: a minimum age of 18, and a healthy libido.

For adults, phone-sex is an excellent masturbation accessory for many reasons. The caller is in control. You decide who to call, when to call, what to talk about, and how long to talk. On the other end of the line is an articulate, creative, horny-natured woman who loves her job and is available on demand for conversation on your chosen topic. Her job is to deliver your fantasy in the most believable way possible. Your pleasure is her immediate goal. If she is doing a good job, the sound of your energetic stroking is her reward – her one-handed applause, if you will. The secondary goal of a phone-sex operator is to generate repeat business. She wants to be that extraordinary personalized factor your magazines and videos cannot provide. She is a motivated masturbation partner with absolutely no strings attached.

Fantasy operators do this work because they like it. They find it exciting to hear men gasp, and very frequently they also touch themselves right along with the caller. When I did phone-sex work, there was not a single shift I worked wherein I was not able to enjoy at least one orgasm myself. I discovered that if I postponed self-gratification until the end of the night, I was able to maintain a higher level of excitement throughout my calls. This accurately translated as active participation and enjoyment to my clients. It was a win/win situation for everyone.

A high percentage of callers look for simple, hot talk in which we simulated sex acts. This was a great source of pleasure for me, because I felt I was actually participating rather than narrating. If the fantasy included other people or special activities, I needed to be able to tell stories and graphically describe complicated scenes. The most requested fantasy was a threesome with two females. Not far behind were requests for domination and/or cross-dressing. A quality phone-sex operator is informed and articulate about these subjects and will not be shocked by callers who request them.

Phone-sex fantasies provide a role-play escape for the caller in many ways. Does picturing yourself wearing pink panties to work under your cool computer-technician exterior make you groaningly aroused, even though you would never consider trying it? You can explore that possibility with an open-minded woman who has no interest in judging you. Does the idea of baring your backside for a spanking from a leather mistress predominate your masturbation fantasies? You probably wouldn't actually seek one out for real-life experimentation – but your friendly phone-sex operator may be as close as you really want to get. She would be delighted to play the role of dominatrix and "paddle" your fanny all you want. On the other side of the line, you also have unlimited permission to be everything and anything you desire. You can tell the fantasy operator that you look exactly like Brad Pitt. You can say your name is Tiffany and describe your surreal bosom and tight rear-end squeezed into a vinyl micro-mini skirt. Phone fantasy provides a temporary escape from physical failings like a beer belly, weak chin, acne, or male-pattern baldness. For the next 10 glorious minutes you can be Fabio, and we can discover new and improved uses for "I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter!"

What kind of men call phone-sex girls? I can't say for sure. I do think it is a sad misconception that only "losers" or men without a current physical relationship engage in phone sex. It would be very wrong to assume they just don't have a better offer. I think many men appreciate the event on its own merits: It is instant gratification with a pseudo-partner who wants him now. It is an expedient route to orgasm completely on his terms. There is no need to overcomplicate it. He called, he talked dirty for 10 minutes, he masturbated, and he paid the $20.00– that's it. No big deal. Masturbation and fantasy go "hand in hand," and mental entertainment is the factor that transforms a physical function into a pleasurable event.

I like to think of a fantasy as a penalty-free excursion of the mind – the ultimate safe-sex act. I do not believe that every illicit fantasy that oozes into the a caller's mind is actually a wish, and I don't believe that facilitating exploration of that fantasy works as a catalyst to propel the caller into actively seeking a real life experience. If $20.00 buys 10 minutes of private sexual expression, I can see no harm. And despite some people's militaristic feminist viewpoints, I do not feel I have threatened gender equality or peace on Earth by unleashing a sexually validated man to wreak havoc and destruction. I feel safe in assuming that my callers returned, unaffected, to their normal lives as accountants, managers, construction workers, bartenders, and technicians. Phone sex in its purest form is about selling a simple product without hidden agenda on either side.

However, I should also warn potential callers with unrealistic expectations. Please remember that you are speaking to a real human being. She may decline to perform a scenario she deems to be over the top or exceptionally cruel or disgusting. Fantasies of this type may include rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, scat, or abduction and torture. If you have an interest in topics such as these, you are best served to research the Internet for sites that advertise lines accommodating your tastes. They are not plentiful, but they do exist.

Tips For Phone-Sex Callers

Be a smart consumer. Use your head (the one above your neck) and check out Internet and magazine ads in advance for a line that appeals to you and seems to be in your price range. Don't wait until most of the blood is displaced from your brain to a more insistent area of the body before you look for a phone line to try. It's the same as the "grocery store principle: – never go food shopping when you are hungry.
Time is money. If you are budget-restricted, postpone the call until you are well into arousal. Sometimes getting a head start, so to speak, is smart time/money management. Consider putting your watch or a clock closeby so billable minutes don't get out of control.
Start small and be picky. Spend only 10 minutes with a fantasy operator at first. That's plenty of time to get a feel for her interest and talent as well as your mutual chemistry. If the experience doesn't leave you wishing you had more time, try another girl the next time. Shop around until you find someone who blows off more than your socks. Ask what her work schedule is, and write it down for future use.
Have an idea. The absolute worst thing a fantasy operator faces is the caller who cannot think of a thing he wants to do and steadfastly refuses all of her suggestions. This is not only annoying for the operator, but you have set her up to fail, and she absolutely knows it. She recognizes you will definitely not hang up and think, "Oh, she couldn't do anything to please me. I'm a slow-witted dud who can't even communicate what I want." The truth is you will hang up and think, "What the hell was wrong with that bimbo? What a ripoff! I'm never calling that number again!"
Pay your bills. You think "blue balls" are bad? Just wait until you get black-balled by the phone-sex industry. Deadbeat callers have caused so much financial grief to the industry that phone-sex providers have become much more aggressive in tracking down problem customers. More savvy companies are sharing deadbeat identities so that stiffing one company (and not in a good way!) will result in the inability to use other company as well. Also, remember that sometimes the fantasy operator who was so good to you may now have her pay reduced due to your failure to pay.
Know the difference between fantasy and reality. Recognize that you are buying an illusion. Do not press the operator to meet you, give you life guidance, or have your baby. Repeat clients may be granted special privileges such as an e-mail address . – however, remember that this is still a business relationship, not a personal one.

The phone-sex experience should not, in and of itself, produce guilt, addiction, social isolation, financial ruin, scurvy, or excessive nose hair. It should be viewed as a fundamental supply-and-demand transaction between two parties and nothing more. It's quick, clean, no-obligation, predictable, safe, and completely controlled by the caller. In his heart, a man knows if it is appropriate for him. Sometimes your heart is not the loudest organ of the moment – so I caution potential callers to do some volume control first. Then, if you are ready to treat yourself to a joyous excursion of the mind, pick up the phone and start dialing.

2010-07-19T18:22:00.000-07:00

A little boy asked his mother:

- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?

- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

2010-07-12T17:30:00.000-07:00

I know when you call, sometimes you have to be quiet because of other people in the house, or the walls in your apartment are thin. I can accept that. But those of you who have no excuses, you need to make sure I can hear every gasp and moan. That is one of the best things about phone sex– making you twitch and throb and drip and hearing your moans of pleasure. Yes, that is one of the things to the oft-asked question “What turns you on?” Sound. I love to hear the whimpering, whining, moaning- as it escalates to begging. Can you beg for me? Will you gasp in delight as you stroke? Moan in anticipation? I look forward to hearing from you!

JULY SPECIAL!

2010-07-06T22:00:00.000-07:00

For the month of July....

5 free minutes with a paid 10 minute call!

Let's make July even hottter!!!

2010-07-05T17:30:00.000-07:00

I could type some long sensual story to turn you on to get you to give me a call but to be honest…..I JUST WANT TO PHONE FUCK!

I don’t have any particular fetish or fantasy in mind. All I know is that I am horny. I am wet and ready to cum, the only thing that is missing is your voice in my ear….

2010-06-29T20:10:00.000-07:00

What are you waiting for?

Call me and we'll cum so hard together!

888-756-1672

2010-06-20T22:47:00.000-07:00

Single White Male - The Phone Sex Diaries

I know what you’re thinking: this guy is a loser who sits around in his underwear all day, as he jerks off all over the phone out of desperation because he can’t get laid any other way.

Let me tell you the truth. I’m in my thirties, own a successful business, travel frequently for pleasure, and I’ve been engaged three times to absolutely gorgeous women my friends lusted after but didn’t like as people. When the lust wore off, my opinion of my friends went up and my engagements went down.

After the last break-off, I resorted to what most men do when they want to get laid; I hit the bars. Here's something most women don’t know about men--sex is a need, an itch we absolutely need to deal with after the cold showers no longer have an effect. When we go to a bar, we're looking to scratch the itch. Women always have the hope of a relationship when they stumble home with us after last call. We don't even think about such distractions.

I spent several months waking up with a hell of a hangover and ending up with either a woman of dubious character or a semi stranger attempting to be suzy homemaker in my house. Too often they were emotionally needy at a time in my life when I wanted to be free of the burden of a serious relationship. I truly felt bad about hurting some of these women like this. I wanted to be able to answer my phone without screening the calls for hysterical weeping and horrible accusations.

So I tried phone sex.

It took awhile to find the “right” one. I made the usual mistake of calling the cheapest. These turned out to be some kind of phone sex factory where the girls are obviously reading from a pre-written script. After hearing one stumble over her lines, I hit the web for independents like Phone Sex Kingdom. I count this as one of the major smart decisions of my life.

Until I find someone I both lust after and like as a person, phone sex is an honest, honorable alternative. It also cuts way down on STD’s and those “honey, I’m late” phone calls when no matter how good the intentions... the latex does shred, fall off, or proves itself mysteriously ineffective. As far as the cost? I've more than made up for it by staying out of bars, no longer paying for suspicious abortions I really didn't want to know I was being taken for, and giving gifts only when I want to. Not because I'm buying off another late-night mistake who turned up in my bed in the morning.

Nina is the best!!

PHONE SEX TIPS AND TINGLES!

2010-06-14T19:40:00.000-07:00

If you're new to phone sex, you may be a bit reluctant to pick up the phone. There's no reason to be - phone sex can be easy, fun and of course, satisfying! Here are some tips that may help.

PHONE SEX: THE CALL

Pick out a comfortable place to make the call. Some people like the bed or couch, others like their favorite chair (or in front of the computer) (wink). Nothing ruins the mood more than leg cramps or a sore back. Also make sure that you have enough time for the call and that you won't be disturbed - close the blinds, turn off your other phones.

Be sure to have your credit card ready when you call - it'll make things go smoothly and you can get to the phone sex quickly. And don't worry, all of your information is kept in the strictest confidence.

Before you call, decide on the type of phone sex you want, this will also start your anticipation. And anticipation is excitement that doesn't cost you a penny.

Don't pick up the phone just yet - first make sure you have everything you might need during the call: something to drink, lube, kleenex. Have it all right there when you call for phone sex. Some people also want something to look at to make the phone sex experience even better – photos OF ME, your favorite porn, even some toys.

When you call, don't be afraid to tell ME exactly what your fantasies are. The more you tell me, the easier it will be for me to make you happy - and get you off!! Don't worry, the beauty of anything goes, no limits phone sex is that nothing you say is going to take anyone by surprise, and no one is going to be embarassed.

Most of all, be relaxed and excited. There's no pressure and I am not judging you. The goal is a happy ending, and to make you satisfied with a great call - so enjoy it and CUM HARD!!!

PHONE SEX: THE 'HOBBY'

To fully enjoy your phone sex experiences, remember that phone sex is a hobby, just like sports, drinkng or cards. They all get better the more you do them - they all cost money - and they're all fun and enjoyable. The only difference is that you don't cum when you're done with a game of sports, drinking or cards.

And because phone sex is a hobby (and a great one), you need to plan on spending money to enjoy it. The key is to set your weekly or monthly phone sex budget in advance. It's sort of like going to a casino: you set aside the amount you're going to spend before you leave, so that you don't feel bad about the money you're spending to have fun.

Since it's your money you're spending, don't waste it. Make sure you're ready and prepared for every call as mentioned above. You may also want to keep a notebook with the girls you call, so that you can be sure to remember who to call again. Some guys take notes on their calls - and then they can rub one out again, just by reading their notes and remembering the conversation. Consider it a bonus!

Everyone has their favorite fantasies and fetishes - but variety can really add to the experience. Try a new fantasy every once in a while. You might discover a whole new side to phone sex - or even a whole new side to your self and your sexuality - that you never knew existed. That's why Baskin-Robbins has more than just chocolate and vanilla.

Above all, remember that phone sex is an opportunity to explore your fantasies and desires. Everyone's having fun, and no one's getting hurt. There's no room for guilt - and no reason for it. You're paying for some great entertainment (and probably paying a whole lot less that you'd spend at a strip club or on a fancy date) - so just enjoy! AND REMEMBER......CUM HARD!!!!!

DUMB ASS

2010-06-12T19:20:00.000-07:00

A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.

- What are you doing?

- I'm masturbating.

- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?

- Yes, each time I miss it.

2010-05-31T19:51:00.000-07:00

Funny Parrot!!!!!! lol

2010-05-31T18:06:00.000-07:00

In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch." The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whisky you ****." Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whisky but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrots approach, "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!" Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards. Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a lippy bastard... "

TIME FOR HOMEMADE TOYS!

2010-05-23T13:20:00.000-07:00

Melon Heaven. Simple to make at home and easy to use. A classic sex toy. Maybe feels better for men then any other. A homemade male treat.

Directions

Gather the Fixins

To get into melon heaven. You'll need a melon and a sharp knife. You might consider some lube, depending on how ripe the melon is :)

Step 1: Make a Hole

Make a hole in the end of the melon just large enough for your sexy cock. make sure you don't do your usual size-exaggeration, because a snug fit is important for the proper effect. Err on the small size. (think... tight pussy)

Step 2: Size the Hole

Make sure that the hole has the right girth and depth. Remove any extra flesh if necessary. (on the melon!)

Step 3: Make a "Carb"

The pot smokers amongst us are familiar with the "carb" concept. cut a small hole in the side of the melon, just big enough to cover with your thumb and completely through the flesh of the melon.

Step 4: Give the Melon a Seeing-To

You are ready to try out the melon. An optimal stroke takes a bit of practice. Basically, stick it in, cover the hole, pull it out, uncover the hole. repeat until satisfied.

I love animals!!!

2010-05-17T19:37:00.000-07:00

Time for some animal facts.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (would have never guessed)

Porpoises enjoy group sex. (I love them!!!)

Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans. (we're related!)

Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day. (I'm jealous)

The rhinoceros penis is two feet long. (hmmmm. )

The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual. (I like this)

Most male birds don't have a penis, but rather holes that pass the sperm to the females. (I'd never fuck a bird)

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, forbids moose copulation on city streets. (that's not fair!)

The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long (big guy... small dick!)

A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. (no thanks)

SEDUCTION

2010-05-10T18:55:00.000-07:00

Seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.

2010-05-03T20:23:00.000-07:00

May is Masturbation Month!!

May special:

All month.... 5 free minutes

with a 10 minute paid call if you mention what month it is!!!

Get your lube out and call me!

888-756-1672

2010-04-26T20:49:00.000-07:00

One of my sexy callers wrote this story for me about getting my panties. I love it so much. Turns me on!!!!!

The Wait for Nina's Panties is Over

I sat in the chair by the window as I waited for the truck. The postal service was always on time. My heart raced as I watched the driver open the mailbox and place the white envelope in it. If he only knew what he just delivered.

I jumped up, grabbed my jacket, and headed for the door. My heart beating faster as I opened the box and got the mail. There it was, the package from Nina. My fingers trembled as I tore at the envelope. I reached inside and pulled out the bag inside. I had waited a week and now here they were...Nina's panties. The panties my Goddess Nina wore when we played on the phone. Now they were mine!

I closed the door and opened the baggie. My fingers trembling as I touched the silk panties for the first time. I rolled the silk fabric between my fingers as I felt my cock hardening in my pants. My cock was straining at the zipper as I removed the panties and opened them up revealing the crotch. I exhaled as I raised them to my face and buried my nose in the crotch and inhaled slowly. At last...there she was! These were the panties Nina wore on the phone. The panties that contained her sweet scent. The same panties traveled miles to reach me!

My cock throbbed as I sniffed and licked at the crotch of Nina's black silk panties. I unzipped my pants and undid my belt, letting them slide down. I hooked my boxers and pulled them down letting my cock spring free. My hand found my cock as I rubbed her panties over my face. The feel of the silky nylon making my cock throb as I began to masturbate.

I lowered Nina's panties to my cock and began to rub them over the shaft and head. Small drops of pre cum leaked from the tip as I laid the shaft over the crotch and wrapped the hips around the shaft. I began stroking with her panties, letting the head rub over the spot her sweet little pussy once was. I was overcome by the feelings her silky panties were providing. Faster and faster I stroked, the thoughts of all the times I told her what I would like to be doing to her as I was thrusting my cock deep into her mouth. Drops of pre cum covered the crotch as I milked my cock.

I felt the fire burning as I stroked myself closer and closer. I have waited so long for this moment, and now it was fast approaching. Nina's panties stroked up and down the shaft as I felt myself hitting the point of no return. I grasped the crotch and let the head of my cock slip inside as I felt the first spasm deep in my loins. I stroked back on the shaft as the first shot of hot cum erupted from the tip of my cock and flooded the crotch of her panties. The feelings were exquisite as I stroked and pumped spurt after spurt of hot, thick cum into the crotch of Nina's panties.

HMMMM.

2010-04-19T19:29:00.000-07:00

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

2010-04-12T23:17:00.000-07:00

5 FREE MINUTES WITH A PAID 10 MINUTE CALL... IF YOU MENTION SEEING THIS OFFER ON MY BLOG!

NUDIST COLONY

2010-04-12T22:51:00.000-07:00

A man moves into a nudist colony...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send apicture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...
it makes your nose look short!"

FUNNY BUNNY!

2010-04-01T10:46:00.000-07:00

I like laughing as much as I like cumming! This one made me laugh!! Happy Spring!

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he’s your son!"

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. ,

2010-04-01T10:27:00.000-07:00

The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them....

2010-03-09T21:31:00.000-08:00

Need a little extra? I sell my:

Stockings $25

Bras $35

Creamed Panties $45

2010-03-08T23:37:00.000-08:00

888-756-1672

If I don't answer... it's because I'm not home or I'm busy. Email me for my hours or to set up an appointment to play!!!

2010-03-08T23:34:00.000-08:00

Electric flesh-arrows... traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.

2010-03-05T15:06:00.000-08:00

2010-03-03T00:00:00.000-08:00

YOU NEED A SPECIAL!!!

2010-03-02T23:24:00.000-08:00

Just wanted to say HI and let you know about the specials I'm running.

LETS PLAY VERY SOON!

-- 15 minutes for $20 that's 5 free minutes

--20 minutes for the price of 15 minutes.... that's $30.oo for 20 min.

--30 minutes for the price of 40 minutes......that's $60.00 for 30 mins.

--Longer calls...just ask and see what I come up with!! xxoo.

Funny!!!

2010-01-25T21:59:00.000-08:00

A very good friend of mine sent me this. I think it's sooo funny!!!

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.

The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, thats a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time!

She replied, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2009-12-31T00:35:00.000-08:00

2010

I think everyone should have a great big huge orgasm EVERY DAY in 2010!

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

(and everyone hates doctors.)

Stay tuned for my New Years resolutions.

I have to think hard on what my resolutions will be because I hate when I make dumb ones that I end up not wanting to do.

2009-12-24T01:42:00.000-08:00

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

2009 IS ALMOST OVER!!!

2009-12-24T01:22:00.000-08:00

2009 IS ALMOST OVER!!

I'm still running my Holiday Special.

5 free minutes with a 10 paid call

Message me for more specials!!

My phone # is 888-756-1672

I'll be home a lot after Xmas.

Check out my site!

http://nina.phonesexkingdom.com/

FRIDAY BEFORE XMAS WEEKEND SPECIAL!

2009-12-18T12:26:00.000-08:00

I'M RUNNING A FRIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!

-- 15 minutes for $20 that's 5 free minutes

--20 minutes for the price of 15 minutes.... that's $30.oo for 20 min.

--30 minutes for the price of 40 minutes......that's $60.00 for 30 mins.

--Longer calls...just ask and see what I come up with!! xxoo.

GET YOUR HOLIDAY ROCKS OFF WITH ME!!

FLASH FRIDAY!!!

2009-12-04T12:03:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Friday! If it's truly your Friday and Sat./Sun. are your days off......TGIF! I like to take my days off during the middle of the week when everyone is at work!

Who made up the whole 'Flash Friday' thing? It's a good idea!

I found a stupid Pirate Joke.........

A prirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.

The Bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?"

The pirate says, "AR! It drives me nuts!"

2009-12-03T18:53:00.000-08:00

I love quotes by Mae West. She's was sooo funny! (and naughty!)

"When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm very good." (mae west)

Welcome to my blog!!!

2009-12-03T14:08:00.000-08:00

Hi!! Welcome to my blog! This is my first blog....I am ....at this moment popping my own 'blog cherry'! Hey that feels good!

I love phone sex when the moon is full!

Well....time for me to workout!

Check back soon for 'seasonal' specials.

Dirty Talk...Dirty Mind...Naughty Nina. THE BEST.

Don't fuck up the gravy.

Why we use toys........

I love MONDAYS!

Happy November........

Good-bye summer...........

My Schedule.........

Your dirty mind........

Naughty naughty me.

Save the vanilla.......

Road Head......

Time flys.......

Is phone sex cheating????????????

Like I said.......

New Website for Phone Sex Kingdom

Cumming..........

mother's day funny......

The Good Ol' Days.......

Twitter...........

Nina

Spring making you sprung?

Full Moon Rising.....

Oh MY pussy.

Temptation turns me on......

Time to spoil this Goddess.

Get naughty!!

I'm Twittering.

Let's pretend it's summer.....

My Dirty Mind.......

Oh Yeah!

The Best......

Oh Cum all ye Faithful.......

Privacy and Evidence....and being a Voyeur.

New thought....

Live Longer...

Saturday Nite Live makes fun of 'the pat down'

Mondays........

Kink Life is better than Non-kink life

One of my favorite bloggers...

Control Tower

Flesh and Bone By The Telephone

by Mistress Matisse

Please...........

Dont' be.........

Try it.... you'll like it

bird feeder. lol

RECYCLING.... HMMMM

NAKED PEOPLE

Almost September.....

SEX SHOP

Men love toys...and I love men that love toys!!!

TOP FIVE MEN’S TOYS:

JULY SPECIAL!

PHONE SEX TIPS AND TINGLES!

DUMB ASS

Funny Parrot!!!!!! lol

TIME FOR HOMEMADE TOYS!

Directions

Gather the Fixins

Step 1: Make a Hole

Step 2: Size the Hole

Step 3: Make a "Carb"

Step 4: Give the Melon a Seeing-To

I love animals!!!

***SEDUCTION***

HMMMM.

NUDIST COLONY

A man moves into a nudist colony...

FUNNY BUNNY!

YOU NEED A SPECIAL!!!

Funny!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2009 IS ALMOST OVER!!!

FRIDAY BEFORE XMAS WEEKEND SPECIAL!

FLASH FRIDAY!!!

Welcome to my blog!!!

SEDUCTION