New Website for Phone Sex Kingdom

Hello horny people! Phone Sex Kingdom has a new website. If you haven't checked it out.. check it out now. Click here! If you want to see my new personal page... click here! I've been having an excellent spring. I can't wait for summer time! I love to nude sunbathe. The sun makes me so horny. Stay tuned for how horny I get when I get into my bikini and rub oil all over my body! mmmm!

Cumming..........

I had a great day yesterday... the sun finally came out. I baked in it. I slowly took of layers of clothes. Before I knew it.... I had my t-shirt off. Oh... I love the sun on my tits! I had on some black stretchy pants and those got too hot to have on. So off they came! Something about baking in the sun makes me so hott and in more than one way. I had to stop myself for being in the sun too long... don't want one of those silly spring sunburns. I went inside.... drank a glass of water... and then ...... figured I should run some errands. I got totally dressed and ready to go out. I even had my keys in my hand, but then I had a intense sudden urge to make myself cum. Hmmm.... I thought I should just ignore it and go do my errands, but I couldn't stand it. I ran upstairs and ripped down my jeans... down to my ankles... ripped up my shirt... and started in on myself. I turned my vibrator up on the highest setting..... and I came so hard!!! It was loud! whew. I felt better. I got dressed again and went out grocery shopping. I had a spring in my step and a glow on my face. Oh... if you're still reading this. May is 'Masturbation Month'. Mention this on your call and get 5 free minutes. And masturbate the month away! Hopefully you'll do it with me moaning in your ear. Call me 1-888-756-1672

mother's day funny......

"If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, 'Wow!" — George Carlin