Live Longer...

This is an excerpt I found about orgasms. It's time to start cumming a lot!! That means everyday or more!! Do it . do it . do it!!!

“For men, the more the better,” he says. “The typical man who has 350 orgasms a year, versus the national average of around a quarter of that, lives about four years longer.” And more than those extra four years, Roizen says, the men will feel eight years younger than their contemporaries. Is there an optimal number of orgasms for the average man? Roizen suggests, with a straight face, that 700 a year could add up to eight years to your life. " Call me if you want to add more years to your life .. .. wink.

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Saturday Nite Live makes fun of 'the pat down'

What if the "pat down" turns you on? What if you get a big huge boner.... uh oh!! LOL. You never know who might pat you down. Saturday Nite Live cracks me up.. check out this clip. This could be a whole new world of role playing.

OH... it's Turkey week.... time to choke your chicken and squirt some gravy all over my tits!! All week.... 5 free minutes with a paid 10 minute call... that's $20 for 15 minutes if you mention reading this on my blog. wink.

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Having a fantasy life is sexy and it can allow you to explore different possibilities in your sex life. A good phone sex slut can create a unique and exciting experience for those who wish to explore their fantasies. Describing your fantasy to me allows me to describe and participate in the scene, creating a more exciting experience for you than if you had just imagined it in your own head, or if you were reading or watching porn. This may be enough for some people, but using the telephone adds a dimension of excitement that can be much more arousing and less predictable. Phone sex is not just about moaning and groaning; it can be a cum blowing experience if you let yourself open up and explore your kinky fantasies and desires. The fact that you’re on the phone and don’t have to worry about upsetting someone you care about can let you to be less nervous and try new ideas. (wink)

Some ideas:

Adultery / Cuckoldry
Ageplay Fantasies
Anal Sex (giving and receiving!)
BDSM
Bi-curiosity
Blood Lust
Body Worship
Breath Play
Coercion
Confessions
Daddy’s Girl
Directed Masturbation
Edge Play
Exhibitionism
Flirting
Forced Bisexuality
Forced Insertions
Gang Bangs
Gender Confusion
Glory Holes / Peep Shows
Group Sex
Hair Pulling
Humiliation
Impregnation
Incest Fantasies
Intelligent Conversation
Interracial
Multiple Orgasms
Mutual Masturbation
Name Calling
Phone Girlfriend
Rape Fantasies
Red Sex
Religious Taboo
Roleplay
Sex Dolls
Spanking
Squirting
Strap-Ons
Sympathetic Listener

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Mondays........

Monday is as good a day as any to phone fuck my brains out!! It's a good way to start the week. Today is pretty relaxed for me... some dinner, glass of red wine, a hot fire in the woodstove, and some cum drippen' mind blowing phone fucken'!!!! Pick up the phone and shoot your hot load for me! 1-888-756-1672

Kink Life is better than Non-kink life

Someone asked me last night why I do phone sex. I really didn't have to think about it very long. My phone sex world is soo much fun! When ... if ever do you get to talk about sex, cumming, and dirty talk away in the office or anyplace where you're supposed to be appropriate. I get so sick of having to be appropriate so as not to offend anyone.... it's hard!!! So phone sex is soo perfect for me. I can say just about anything and have the nastiest role plays!!!! This world is more real to me... more honest... and way more interesting!!! So if you're looking for someone with the naughtiest mind and mouth...I'm your girl.

Rock out with your cock out... !!!!!!!!!! Call me 1-888-756-1672