Almost September.....

I can't believe it's almost September. Where did the summer go? I think I had a pretty good summer.... it had all the elements I need and love: sun, swimming, fun people (wink), good food, and amazing phone sexx!!! Yes!!! Thank you for all of the amazing phone sex! I love meeting new people and learning new things. I'm looking forward to an amazing Fall. I love Fall weather and all the changes. Hopefully you had a great summer too. If you didn't get to cum enough.... don't worry.... you will cumm a lot in the Fall!!! If you can't find me on Yahoo Messenger : naughtynina4you or AIM : YourSexyNina you can always email me at nina@phonesexkingdom.com I love making special appointments for phone sex that are outside of my usual schedule. I'm available most evenings ..... email me or message me for more specifics. xxxooo And of course.... you can always just call me to see if I'm taking calls... When I answer my phone... that means I'm ready to phone fuck! 1-888-756-1672

SEX SHOP

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"

The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks;

"How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "$35."

She, "How much for the black one?"

He, "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."

She, "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks;

"How much for the black dildo?"

He, "$35."

She, "How much for the white one?"

He, "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."

She, "I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He, "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."

She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?"

He, "Well, that's a very special dildo it'll cost you $165."

She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

A lot of girls on the internet claim to have no taboos. To be honest, I'm not one of them. There are a some things I do not find sexy and I choose to not play those things out. I don't make false promises just to get my phone to ring. I'm very comfortable with my ability to satisfy us both without doing things that don't excite me. Believe me, I'm no prude. So, what are those limits, you ask? Here's my not very long list:

- - I will not shit in your mouth

-- I'm not into very very young age play. teenager ok.

- - I love to relinquish control, but I will not be beaten to a bloody pulp, bound, gagged and raped
- - Life is sweet. Why be snuffed?

Those are the things I loathe. Bring them up and I will politely decline and/or refer you to someone that is into this type of play. Insist and our play date is over.

NOW, HERE ARE THE THINGS THAT I ABSOLUTELY *LOVE* TO PLAY:

~~GFE/Girlfriend Experience. I'd like to know how you are, how that tough meeting you prepared for all week went, if your kid won the big soccer match ( I really do care), and whether you got out of that Sunday dinner with the in-laws. There's more to real-life relationships than sex and there's considerably more to me than fetish phonesex. I'm a real woman with real opinions and a real heart. Believe it or not, I'm the complete package, and I won't insist you take out the trash before you have your way with me.

~~ Role playing a sex date/office fuck/neighbor/doctor/nurse/barely legal teen/ what else can you think of?

~~ Toys for men... nipple play and prostate play.

I have my toys too.... a toy date! Why not watch some porn too!

~~ And last... but not least! Good old fashioned phone fucking where I tell you exactly what and how I'm going to get you off!! By the time I'm done describing how I'm going to suck your cock .... you're half way there!

One of the things I love most about phone sex is that, when I get in one of my devilish moods,I love playing with guys who get off on the same things I do and, as you can see, I have several favorites. After all, riding a rollercoaster is doubly enjoyable with someone by your side. Who likes to thrill seek all by themselves?

Call me 888-756-1672 Email me to set up an appointment or just call... I'm available most evenings.

Need a little extra? I sell my:

Stockings $25

Bras $35

Creamed Panties $45

Men love toys...and I love men that love toys!!!

TOP FIVE MEN’S TOYS:

Aneros Prostate Stimulator

Orbit Ring Vibe

Babeland Anal Beads

Blossom Sleeve

Hitachi Magic Wand

1. Aneros— Because of our ass-phobic culture, many guys are unaware that their potential for multiple orgasms is right up their bum. That’s where theprostate is, and the easiest way to reach it is with the Aneros. Cleverly sculpted and properly curved, the Aneros is somewhere between a butt plugand a dildo, designed specifically to stimulate the prostate from the inside while simultaneously massaging the perineum from the outside. The results are otherworldly, and all guys owe it to themselves to do some exploring.
   
   
2. Orbit Ring Vibe—Here’s one that’s certain to certify you as a stud. Simply stretch the Orbit Ring around your cock and balls, and watch as you become as thick and hard as a petrified redwood. Meanwhile, the attached vibrator will buzz your partner’s clitoris as she rides your cock into a glorious, orgasmic sunset. What’s that, you say? No ladies around to impress? That’s okay. Just rotate the ring so that the vibrator is under your balls and take matters into your own hands. Either way, you’re a winner.
   
   
3. Babeland Anal Beads—What’s the recipe for a face-melting orgasm? First, apply a liberal amount of lube to the strand of Blue Anal Beads. Next, slowly insert the beads into your anus. Then, masturbate or have sex. Let Babeland Anal Beads stay in ass until just before orgasm. Slowly pull from ass while coming. Feel the long row of beads bumping your prostate while you enjoy the gratifying release as they pop out of your anus. Revel in the glow of post-orgasmic bliss.
   
   
4. Blossom Sleeve— Your cock knows your hand like…well, the back of your hand, so to speak. Why not give your cock something new to think about? Simply lube up the Blossom Sleeve and slide it on. Between the slick, snug jelly material and the sexy, realistic texture, the Blossom Sleeve will transform an ordinary masturbation session into a wild fantasy ride. For an extra thrill, slip a small vibrator like the Silver Bullet Vibrator into the tip. More than just a date with Rosey Palms, the Blossom Sleeve is like taking your dick to prom. And this time, you can skip the corsage.
   
   
5. Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator—Yes, it’s a vibrator, traditionally the toy of choice for women. But this one is different. This is the muscle car of vibrators. Plug it in, turn it on, and hold it against your cock. Brace yourself as the Magic Wand Vibrator puts the pedal to the metal and races you from zero to orgasm in no time. The powerful motor under the hood of the Magic Wand delivers time after time, making it the most reliable ride you’ll ever own. Not only that, but it’ll impress your girlfriend, too. Try this: with her on top, hold the Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator against the base of your cock. Her clit will hit the vibrator on the downstroke while feeling your buzzing stickshift deep inside her. It’s more fun than doing donuts in the high school parking lot.

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