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Single White Male - The Phone Sex Diaries

I know what you’re thinking: this guy is a loser who sits around in his underwear all day, as he jerks off all over the phone out of desperation because he can’t get laid any other way.

Let me tell you the truth. I’m in my thirties, own a successful business, travel frequently for pleasure, and I’ve been engaged three times to absolutely gorgeous women my friends lusted after but didn’t like as people. When the lust wore off, my opinion of my friends went up and my engagements went down.

After the last break-off, I resorted to what most men do when they want to get laid; I hit the bars. Here's something most women don’t know about men--sex is a need, an itch we absolutely need to deal with after the cold showers no longer have an effect. When we go to a bar, we're looking to scratch the itch. Women always have the hope of a relationship when they stumble home with us after last call. We don't even think about such distractions.

I spent several months waking up with a hell of a hangover and ending up with either a woman of dubious character or a semi stranger attempting to be suzy homemaker in my house. Too often they were emotionally needy at a time in my life when I wanted to be free of the burden of a serious relationship. I truly felt bad about hurting some of these women like this. I wanted to be able to answer my phone without screening the calls for hysterical weeping and horrible accusations.

So I tried phone sex.

It took awhile to find the “right” one. I made the usual mistake of calling the cheapest. These turned out to be some kind of phone sex factory where the girls are obviously reading from a pre-written script. After hearing one stumble over her lines, I hit the web for independents like Phone Sex Kingdom. I count this as one of the major smart decisions of my life.

Until I find someone I both lust after and like as a person, phone sex is an honest, honorable alternative. It also cuts way down on STD’s and those “honey, I’m late” phone calls when no matter how good the intentions... the latex does shred, fall off, or proves itself mysteriously ineffective. As far as the cost? I've more than made up for it by staying out of bars, no longer paying for suspicious abortions I really didn't want to know I was being taken for, and giving gifts only when I want to. Not because I'm buying off another late-night mistake who turned up in my bed in the morning.

Nina is the best!!

PHONE SEX TIPS AND TINGLES!

If you're new to phone sex, you may be a bit reluctant to pick up the phone.
There's no reason to be - phone sex can be easy, fun and of course, satisfying!
Here are some tips that may help.

PHONE SEX: THE CALL

Pick out a comfortable place to make the call. Some people like the bed or couch, others like their favorite chair (or in front of the computer) (wink). Nothing ruins the mood more than leg cramps or a sore back. Also make sure that you have enough time for the call and that you won't be disturbed - close the blinds, turn off your other phones.

Be sure to have your credit card ready when you call - it'll make things go smoothly and you can get to the phone sex quickly. And don't worry, all of your information is kept in the strictest confidence.

Before you call, decide on the type of phone sex you want, this will also start your anticipation. And anticipation is excitement that doesn't cost you a penny.

Don't pick up the phone just yet - first make sure you have everything you might need during the call: something to drink, lube, kleenex. Have it all right there when you call for phone sex. Some people also want something to look at to make the phone sex experience even better – photos OF ME, your favorite porn, even some toys.

When you call, don't be afraid to tell ME exactly what your fantasies are. The more you tell me, the easier it will be for me to make you happy - and get you off!! Don't worry, the beauty of anything goes, no limits phone sex is that nothing you say is going to take anyone by surprise, and no one is going to be embarassed.

Most of all, be relaxed and excited. There's no pressure and I am not judging you. The goal is a happy ending, and to make you satisfied with a great call - so enjoy it and CUM HARD!!!

PHONE SEX: THE 'HOBBY'

To fully enjoy your phone sex experiences, remember that phone sex is a hobby, just like sports, drinkng or cards. They all get better the more you do them - they all cost money - and they're all fun and enjoyable. The only difference is that you don't cum when you're done with a game of sports, drinking or cards.

And because phone sex is a hobby (and a great one), you need to plan on spending money to enjoy it. The key is to set your weekly or monthly phone sex budget in advance. It's sort of like going to a casino: you set aside the amount you're going to spend before you leave, so that you don't feel bad about the money you're spending to have fun.

Since it's your money you're spending, don't waste it. Make sure you're ready and prepared for every call as mentioned above. You may also want to keep a notebook with the girls you call, so that you can be sure to remember who to call again. Some guys take notes on their calls - and then they can rub one out again, just by reading their notes and remembering the conversation. Consider it a bonus!

Everyone has their favorite fantasies and fetishes - but variety can really add to the experience. Try a new fantasy every once in a while. You might discover a whole new side to phone sex - or even a whole new side to your self and your sexuality - that you never knew existed. That's why Baskin-Robbins has more than just chocolate and vanilla.

Above all, remember that phone sex is an opportunity to explore your fantasies and desires. Everyone's having fun, and no one's getting hurt. There's no room for guilt - and no reason for it. You're paying for some great entertainment (and probably paying a whole lot less that you'd spend at a strip club or on a fancy date) - so just enjoy! AND REMEMBER......CUM HARD!!!!!

DUMB ASS

A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.

- What are you doing?

- I'm masturbating.

- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?

- Yes, each time I miss it.