Funny!!!

A very good friend of mine sent me this.  I think it's sooo funny!!!

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.

The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, thats a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time!

She replied, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."