PRIVACY AND TIME
I would say I masturbate *less* when I do not have company. It's something about the "thrill" of being caught that turns me on. Just knowing that someone is in the next room excites me, even though I lock all the doors, etc. It's almost a feeling of "if they could see me now!" It's different, and therefore exciting.
- age 34, Texas
When there are people in the house, I usually masturbate quickly. When I'm alone, I have plenty of time to focus on fantasies and techniques. The orgasms are much more powerful when I'm alone. Although once my sister and her boyfriend were sleeping in her room, and they were the only ones in the house; I went to the bathroom that was right in front of her room, left the door open, and started masturbating. It was risky, because I could easily get caught, and it was a very powerful orgasm.
- age 18, California
I am a much more enthusiastic masturbator when I know I have complete privacy. I always get nude and rub oil all over my body. I spend a lot of time stimulating my entire body, including my nipples, buttocks, and even anus. I am also more inclined to stimulate and massage my prostate gland with several fingers or a vibrator inserted in my rectum. The resulting orgasm is always explosive, especially if I hold off for about an hour. I also enjoy the relaxing afterglow, and I'm never in a hurry to clean up my semen. A hot shower is the perfect ending to such a great masturbation session.
- age 41, Pennsylvania
THE EVIDENCE
I'm married and still masturbate quite frequently. Usually I do it when my wife is away at work or something. I am pretty good at cleaning up everything afterwards; however, she came home one day and as I was watching TV she threw a towel at me that had "guy stuff" on it, and said I needed to put my dirty towels in the hamper. I wasn't embarrassed, but was pretty irked with myself that I had forgotten the most important part of cleaning up, the semen-covered towel. Geez.
- age 28, Texas
I'm happy to say that for 5 years I have never been caught, and I owe it all to one thing: I hide my evidence as if I had just committed a murder. I'm into anal play, which makes hiding things even harder. The closest I ever got to being discovered was when someone asked, "Can I use that pen?" I don't think it would be that embarrassing. I don't think anyone would care, because my mom is okay with it, my brother does it, and my father doesn't live here. Still, having it as my secret hobby makes it a lot more interesting and fun.
- age 18, Wisconsin
My wife doesn't understand about males and masturbation. I masturbate quite a bit – 3 to 5 times a week. Still I must hide it from her. I do it only when I know she won't be home, and then I have to destroy all of the evidence. It wouldn't so embarrassing if she found out – it would just be one heck of a mess. She considers it "cheating," and there's just no changing her view now.
- age 52, Washington
I never hide any evidence of recent masturbation. I always leave my lube out in a convenient spot. In fact, I usually use a "latex penis" on myself while I masturbate. I never hide that, either. It just sits out on my shelf. All of my friends who visit notice it. I've nothing to hide. There have been a few times when male friends have noticed my "toy." They've gotten curious about it and this has led to a few really fun, playful masturbation experiences. (I *do* hide my toy when my parents visit).
- age 30, Pennsylvania
Having a fantasy life is sexy and it can allow you to explore different possibilities in your sex life. A good phone sex slut can create a unique and exciting experience for those who wish to explore their fantasies. Describing your fantasy to me allows me to describe and participate in the scene, creating a more exciting experience for you than if you had just imagined it in your own head, or if you were reading or watching porn. This may be enough for some people, but using the telephone adds a dimension of excitement that can be much more arousing and less predictable. Phone sex is not just about moaning and groaning; it can be a cum blowing experience if you let yourself open up and explore your kinky fantasies and desires. The fact that you’re on the phone and don’t have to worry about upsetting someone you care about can let you to be less nervous and try new ideas. (wink)
Some ideas:
Adultery / Cuckoldry
Ageplay Fantasies
Anal Sex (giving and receiving!)
BDSM
Bi-curiosity
Blood Lust
Body Worship
Breath Play
Coercion
Confessions
Daddy’s Girl
Directed Masturbation
Edge Play
Exhibitionism
Flirting
Forced Bisexuality
Forced Insertions
Gang Bangs
Gender Confusion
Glory Holes / Peep Shows
Group Sex
Hair Pulling
Humiliation
Impregnation
Incest Fantasies
Intelligent Conversation
Interracial
Multiple Orgasms
Mutual Masturbation
Name Calling
Phone Girlfriend
Rape Fantasies
Red Sex
Religious Taboo
Roleplay
Sex Dolls
Spanking
Squirting
Strap-Ons
Sympathetic Listener
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When you put an ad for any kind of adult service out there, the phone calls you get about it aren't always going to be what you expect, and the callers definitely won't all be people you want to deal with. The problem I most commonly encounter is when someone simply doesn't understand who I am and what I'm about. Persuading such a person that he's in the wrong place isn't always easy…
Ring ring!
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hi. I saw your ad. I was wondering if you and I could… get better acquainted.
This caller is speaking in a rather affected "sexy" voice. You know, slow and low, like a DJ for a smooth-jazz station. I picture sort of a Ron Burgundy-type, with televangelist hair and several gold chains around his neck. I also picture a guy who's called the wrong ad, because this is not how people usually approach me. But we'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Me: All right. My name is Mistress Matisse. I'm a dominatrix. Is that what you're looking for?
Caller: Domi-matrix? What? What’s that?
Oh, this does not bode well. But at least he's stopped talking in that stupid voice.
Me: Dom-i-na-trix. If you don't know what it is, why did you call me?
Caller: Your ad says "mistress"—you know, like you go with married guys.
Me: Ah. No, I'm not that kind of mistress.
Caller: Well, what exactly is it that you do?
I hate when people call me up and ask me this, because there is no answer that's short, accurate, and easily comprehensible by your average non-kinky person. I'd hang up on the guy, but a lot of the time, if you do that, they just call right back. The one thing you don't want to do in this situation is make yourself into a challenge. If the guy thinks you've got something he wants, he'll never stop calling you. You have to go through the whole conversation until he figures out for himself that actually you aren't his wet-dream girl.
Me: I told you, I'm a dominatrix
Caller: What's that?
Me: (heavy sigh) I do S&M.
Caller: What's that mean?
I deliberately used the rather outdated term, figuring it's the one he's most likely to have heard. But he seems genuinely puzzled. Has this guy been living under a rock? And more to the point, has he looked closely at the ad he found me through? It's a picture of me wearing a rubber dress and holding a whip, for god's sake. Who did he think he was calling, Jessica Simpson?
It's already clear to me that this guy is not going to be a client of mine. But unselfish woman that I am, I'm going to try to make the world a little safer for other pro doms.
Me: Okay, look at my ad. See where it says, "Bondage, spanking, erotic domination"? That's what I do. And that's not what you're looking for, so I think we should say goodbye now.
Caller: Hey, wait, it says "fetishes."
Me: Yes, that's right. Do you have a fetish?
Caller: Yeah, yeah, I do. Sure I do. Um, I have a lingerie fetish.
I am deeply suspicious about this sudden twist, but all right, we'll explore this a little more.
Me: Okay, so you like to be dressed in women's lingerie?
Caller: No, I like to see women dressed in lingerie. (He laughs.) I've got a fetish for women!
Jesus. I'm reminded of the grade-school put-down, "That's so funny I forgot to laugh."
Me: Well, this isn't going to work, so you need to call someone else, okay? Goodbye.
Caller: Wait, wait, wait, don't hang up! I wanna talk to you. You're real pretty—maybe if you tell me some more about what you do we can, like, figure something out.
Clearly this guy has a bad case of what I call "the bird-in-the-hand” mentality. This happens when a caller, having got a live woman on the phone, tries to insist that the two of you are a good match for each other, even when you clearly aren't. I consider telling him I'm a chick with a dick just to see what he'd say, but with his attitude, he'd probably tell me what a good cocksucker he is.
Me: Look, just call someone else. If you've got my ad in front of you, then there's a whole bunch of other ads there too. For the same amount of money you'd pay me, you can get someone who's more what you're looking for.
Caller: Money? You mean all these ads are from girls who charge money?
I hang up.
I get this question ALOT! "How does it work?"
When I'm taking calls and my phone rings, I answer the phone. "Hello?"
My phone rings right to my home. I'm the only one that answers my phone, ever. I ask if you want to do a call with me, how long of a call you'd like (must be at least 10 minutes minimum) then collect all the billing information. What you need is a major credit card/debit or *prepaid gift card (see below) I will need the name on the card, expiration date, and cvv # (little 3 digit # on the back), your address, and phone # to be able to process the payment on Phone Sex Kingdom's secure and confidential server. I won't send you mailings to your house, ever! The call will show up as S&D Design on your statement. Very discrete and confidential. I take this very seriously.
*If you want to use a prepaid visa/amex/discover/ or mc I will not need your address. These can be purchased at any major store or even some grocery stores. With all calls... I will need to verify that you are over the age 18.
We then hang up and you call me back in 5 minutes. It takes me about that long to process all the information and send you pictures. I have pictures that you do not see on my website or my blog that I share/email before our call.
A lot of girls on the internet claim to have no taboos. To be honest, I'm not one of them. There are a some things I do not find sexy and I choose to not play those things out. I don't make false promises just to get my phone to ring. I'm very comfortable with my ability to satisfy us both without doing things that don't excite me. Believe me, I'm no prude. So, what are those limits, you ask? Here's my not very long list:
- - I will not shit in your mouth
-- I'm not into very very young age play. teenager ok.
- - I love to relinquish control, but I will not be beaten to a bloody pulp, bound, gagged and raped
- - Life is sweet. Why be snuffed?
Those are the things I loathe. Bring them up and I will politely decline and/or refer you to someone that is into this type of play. Insist and our play date is over.
NOW, HERE ARE THE THINGS THAT I ABSOLUTELY *LOVE* TO PLAY:
~~GFE/Girlfriend Experience. I'd like to know how you are, how that tough meeting you prepared for all week went, if your kid won the big soccer match ( I really do care), and whether you got out of that Sunday dinner with the in-laws. There's more to real-life relationships than sex and there's considerably more to me than fetish phonesex. I'm a real woman with real opinions and a real heart. Believe it or not, I'm the complete package, and I won't insist you take out the trash before you have your way with me.
~~ Role playing a sex date/office fuck/neighbor/doctor/nurse/barely legal teen/ what else can you think of?
~~ Toys for men... nipple play and prostate play.
I have my toys too.... a toy date! Why not watch some porn too!
~~ And last... but not least! Good old fashioned phone fucking where I tell you exactly what and how I'm going to get you off!! By the time I'm done describing how I'm going to suck your cock .... you're half way there!
One of the things I love most about phone sex is that, when I get in one of my devilish moods,I love playing with guys who get off on the same things I do and, as you can see, I have several favorites. After all, riding a rollercoaster is doubly enjoyable with someone by your side. Who likes to thrill seek all by themselves?
Call me 888-756-1672 Email me to set up an appointment or just call... I'm available most evenings.
