HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2010

I think everyone should have a great big huge orgasm EVERY DAY in 2010!  

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

(and everyone hates doctors.)

Stay tuned for my New Years resolutions. 

I have to think hard on what my resolutions will be because I hate when I make dumb ones that I end up not wanting to do. 

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. 

2009 IS ALMOST OVER!!!

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FRIDAY BEFORE XMAS WEEKEND SPECIAL!

I'M RUNNING A FRIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!

-- 15 minutes for  $20   that's 5 free minutes

--20 minutes for  the price of 15 minutes.... that's  $30.oo for 20 min.

--30 minutes for the price of  40 minutes......that's  $60.00  for 30 mins.

--Longer calls...just ask and see what I come up with!! xxoo.

GET YOUR HOLIDAY ROCKS OFF WITH ME!!

FLASH FRIDAY!!!

Welcome to Friday!  If it's truly your Friday and Sat./Sun. are your days off......TGIF!  I like to take my days off during the middle of the week when everyone is at work!  

Who made up the whole 'Flash Friday' thing?  It's a good idea!  

I found a stupid Pirate Joke.........

A prirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.

The Bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?"

The pirate says, "AR! It drives me nuts!"

I love quotes by Mae West.  She's was sooo funny!  (and naughty!)

"When I'm good, I'm good.  When I'm bad, I'm very good." (mae west) 

Welcome to my blog!!!

Hi!!  Welcome to my blog!  This is my first blog....I am ....at this moment popping my own 'blog cherry'!  Hey that feels good!  

I love phone sex when the moon is full!  

Well....time for me to workout!  

Check back soon for 'seasonal' specials.